So… I just played Hatoful Boyfriend…

hato-xaq:

frodo-senpai:

I played through a route of this dating visual novel game, (about freaking pigeons, mind you!) expecting to have a good laugh… 
But what the heck, I get this sad story instead… what is this? This is a game about a girl dating pigeons…. how on earth did I take it seriously?
I don’t even know… all I was honestly expecting was to get something funny to post up here… But I feel sad instead XD

*looks down at the tags*

"#how am I supposed to feel about this game"

This is pretty much exactly how your supposed to feel. It draws you in with the absurd concept, and then WHAM.

Right in the feels.

Before you know it, you’ll be shipping pigeons.

junkpile-of-eterna:

Date a bird today!

OH MY GOD

hato-xaq:

blankhyun:

im ded

..Pfffft…

hato-xaq:

blankhyun:

im ded

..Pfffft…

zoeyhoshi:

This game knows everything about me. HELP

oh NO

zoeyhoshi:

This game knows everything about me. HELP

oh NO

66tume:

It’s a joke.

zoeyhoshi:

Starting petition to make Teo real life Kazuaki

This doesn’t bode well for anyone.

hato-xaq:

sauceke-yumazaki:

is this hatoful boyfriend

One layer of it, yeah.

How would a pigeon become a coo phone?

hato-xaq:

sauceke-yumazaki:

is this hatoful boyfriend

One layer of it, yeah.

How would a pigeon become a coo phone?

cyndermizuki:

800vitalitygirl:

cyndermizuki:

kirschtein-relatable:

not even 5 mins in this game and im already done oh m ygod

YOU ARE IN FOR A WILD RIDE

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. NANAKI’S WILD RIDE

*whispers* theres a reason he smells like bleach 

You topped it. I can’t believe you topped it, BUT YOU DID.

cyndermizuki:

800vitalitygirl:

cyndermizuki:

kirschtein-relatable:

not even 5 mins in this game and im already done oh m ygod

YOU ARE IN FOR A WILD RIDE

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. NANAKI’S WILD RIDE

*whispers* theres a reason he smells like bleach

You topped it. I can’t believe you topped it, BUT YOU DID.

(Source: brando-relatable)

cyndermizuki:

kirschtein-relatable:

not even 5 mins in this game and im already done oh m ygod

YOU ARE IN FOR A WILD RIDE


I WANT TO GET OFF MR. NANAKI’S WILD RIDE

cyndermizuki:

kirschtein-relatable:

not even 5 mins in this game and im already done oh m ygod

YOU ARE IN FOR A WILD RIDE

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. NANAKI’S WILD RIDE

(Source: brando-relatable)

mallard-ducks:

800vitalitygirl:

hato-xaq:

mallard-ducks:

i just got murdered by a creepy bird man. why.
can you get a good ending with bird doctor or nah??? I need a bird expert.

That is a colossal "nah." Nothing involving Murderbeaks ever ends well. (The fact that he has the nickname “Murderbeaks” kinda says it all, really.)

Turn 180 degrees and get RIGHT OUT of that story line.

I want to be his partner in crime.
This is so unfair.

Spoiler free: There is an extended ending you can work towards, and also it’s a teaser towards Bad Boys Love, the final storyline…!  Sadly Hiyoko does not have much say in either event.